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Ode to a Hooters Girl

Hooters Girl, Hooters Girl, you blow my mind,
With your beautiful eyes and your orange behind.
Never forget this simple thing:
You are the sauce upon my wings.
With this onion ring I thee wed.
If you don't want it, at least I'll be fed.

-- Composed By The Dawgs